January 2012
Reblog if your followers are some badass bitches
lord-kitschener:
crookedsin:
Hell yeah.
December 2011
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
“There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. Yes, we...”
– The Log Lady, Twin Peaks (via thechocolatebrigade)
eximago:
Why sex with men is better pt. 1:
The average depth of a vagina is 3 to 4 inches
The average length of a digestive tract is 30 feet
LOLOLOLOL!
So this morning i watched my first half hour of...
Does this make me a bad person? :/
P.S Mike is greasy and disgusting and vinny seems to be the most normal person of all of them o.0
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
